Kabel Tv

For death begins with lifes first breath And life begins at touch of death
republiccityfireferrets:

chrisaravena:

nicoosuxx:

DON’T STOP, PLEASE REBLOG
TUMBLR, FILL THOSE DASHBOARDS UP
TONIGHT, IMMA LIKE, TIL WE SEE THE SUNLIGHT
DON’T STOP, JUST REBLOG
CAUSE THE POSTIN DONT STOP NO 
OH, OH OH OH, OH, OH.
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING GOTTA LOG ON TUMBLR
CHECK MY FOLLOWERS, I’M SURE I’M GONNA GET ANOTHER
CHECK MY ASK, IF IT’S EMPTY THEN I’M FOREVER ALONE
BUT IT’S OKAY ‘CAUSE I KNOW TUMBLR’S MY ONLY HOME
I’M TALKIN’ LIKES ON EVERY POST, POST
REBLOGGING ALL YOUR NOTES, NOTES
CRYING AT EVERY QUOTE, QUOTE
MY LIFE SUMMED UP IN ONE POST.

This will forever play in my mind when I open Tumblr.

/dead

republiccityfireferrets:

chrisaravena:

nicoosuxx:

DON’T STOP, PLEASE REBLOG

TUMBLR, FILL THOSE DASHBOARDS UP

TONIGHT, IMMA LIKE, TIL WE SEE THE SUNLIGHT

DON’T STOP, JUST REBLOG

CAUSE THE POSTIN DONT STOP NO 

OH, OH OH OH, OH, OH.

WAKE UP IN THE MORNING GOTTA LOG ON TUMBLR

CHECK MY FOLLOWERS, I’M SURE I’M GONNA GET ANOTHER

CHECK MY ASK, IF IT’S EMPTY THEN I’M FOREVER ALONE

BUT IT’S OKAY ‘CAUSE I KNOW TUMBLR’S MY ONLY HOME

I’M TALKIN’ LIKES ON EVERY POST, POST

REBLOGGING ALL YOUR NOTES, NOTES

CRYING AT EVERY QUOTE, QUOTE

MY LIFE SUMMED UP IN ONE POST.

This will forever play in my mind when I open Tumblr.

/dead

(via emblish)

i cybered on omegle today

  • You: hi
  • Stranger: hey
  • You: wanna cyber
  • Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
  • You: ya
  • Stranger: And okay then, you start?
  • You: i come into ur bedroom
  • You: and ur sleeping
  • You: and i crawl under your blanket
  • Stranger: I'm still asleep
  • You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
  • You: and u wake up and smile
  • Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
  • You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
  • You: cutting off your penis
  • Stranger: wait
  • You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
  • Stranger: Then what...?
  • You: I HATE YOU
  • Stranger: I didn't cheat
  • You: you bleed to death in your bed
  • Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
  • You: nobody ever knows what happened
  • You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
  • You: the end
  • Stranger: I have a mercedes?
  • You: not anymore faggot
  • Your conversation partner has disconnected.

sacharrine:

voiceinmyhead-willsoonbefed:

tequila-barbie:

youleftmeperhapsless:

velocitiestrumpet:

liversnap:

suddenlysencha:

herletterstoapollo:

aniskywolf:

underthepigsty:

squeakbeast:

blackdave:


Robot Unicorn Attack in Tumblr-Playable form

YOU’RE WELCOME EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME

all my friends are going to hate me

I have no idea what the hell I’m doing anymore.

zsdfghjhgfdsaasdfgh

52038. Bitches. Not bad for someone who hasn’t played in an eon.

need this on my blog because

BECAUSE REASONS

UI: Ooooo w-what’s this? ‘o’

Sorry revision, you’re gonna have to wait. 

GUYS PLAY THIS. OMG IVE BEEN PLAYING IT FOR 30 MINS . its magical ;o

I REGRET NOTHING

UGH I HAVEN’T PLAYED THIS IN FOREVER.

(Source: amq, via emblish)