(via forever90s)
(via forever90s)
DON’T STOP, PLEASE REBLOG
TUMBLR, FILL THOSE DASHBOARDS UP
TONIGHT, IMMA LIKE, TIL WE SEE THE SUNLIGHT
DON’T STOP, JUST REBLOG
CAUSE THE POSTIN DONT STOP NO
OH, OH OH OH, OH, OH.
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING GOTTA LOG ON TUMBLR
CHECK MY FOLLOWERS, I’M SURE I’M GONNA GET ANOTHER
CHECK MY ASK, IF IT’S EMPTY THEN I’M FOREVER ALONE
BUT IT’S OKAY ‘CAUSE I KNOW TUMBLR’S MY ONLY HOME
I’M TALKIN’ LIKES ON EVERY POST, POST
REBLOGGING ALL YOUR NOTES, NOTES
CRYING AT EVERY QUOTE, QUOTE
MY LIFE SUMMED UP IN ONE POST.
This will forever play in my mind when I open Tumblr.
/dead
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(Source: mentalfailure, via damnthatswhatshesaid)
(Source: hatesurprises, via damnthatswhatshesaid)
i cybered on omegle today
- You: hi
- Stranger: hey
- You: wanna cyber
- Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
- You: ya
- Stranger: And okay then, you start?
- You: i come into ur bedroom
- You: and ur sleeping
- You: and i crawl under your blanket
- Stranger: I'm still asleep
- You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
- You: and u wake up and smile
- Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
- You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
- You: cutting off your penis
- Stranger: wait
- You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
- Stranger: Then what...?
- You: I HATE YOU
- Stranger: I didn't cheat
- You: you bleed to death in your bed
- Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
- You: nobody ever knows what happened
- You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
- You: the end
- Stranger: I have a mercedes?
- You: not anymore faggot
- Your conversation partner has disconnected.
Robot Unicorn Attack in Tumblr-Playable form
YOU’RE WELCOME EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME
all my friends are going to hate me
I have no idea what the hell I’m doing anymore.
zsdfghjhgfdsaasdfgh
52038. Bitches. Not bad for someone who hasn’t played in an eon.
need this on my blog because
BECAUSE REASONS
UI: Ooooo w-what’s this? ‘o’
Sorry revision, you’re gonna have to wait.
GUYS PLAY THIS. OMG IVE BEEN PLAYING IT FOR 30 MINS . its magical ;o
I REGRET NOTHING
UGH I HAVEN’T PLAYED THIS IN FOREVER.
(Source: maldoblado, via damnthatswhatshesaid)

